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Highlights Of The Bloodbath Hosted At US Bank Stadium

Patrick Whinnery

On Sunday there was an onslaught of 53 birds. Witnesses are claiming it was one of the most horrific things they have ever seen. One witness said “It was so bad that I had to take the kids home because I couldn’t let them know I was so excited to see people get murdered like that.” Naturally we’d like to just keep moving and act like we didn’t just kill 53 men publicly… but then again, Fuck the Eagles and here is a highlight of their public beheading. Enjoy!

-PP