Surfin Right Into Your Bookmakers Head. NFL Week 10 Picks. Upsets and Guaranteed Winners

First things first, shout to that cuck, Dennis The Ratty Commentator, this week is for you. May the lord have mercy on on your soul.

As many of you could tell, I’ve kept my picks to myself the last couple weeks. I did this mainly so Dennis, that miserable cuck, wouldn’t have access to my great NFL brain. But I no longer can withhold such information, the people need me! We are printing money here at The Ratty for God’s sake! So let’s get into the picks.

Looking to double you money ASAP? Then do this 4 game Parlay. GUARANTEED WIN

New England Moneyline. Chicago Bears Moneyline. Saints Moneyline. Chargers Moneyline. Guaranteed a quick double in money. All very big favorites as well.

Wanna bet on one game? Here our LOCKS OF THE WEEK

Seahawks are covering the 10 point spread. It is way too big for a divisional game. Seahawks play the Rams better than anyone and there are the hottest team in the NFL right now. That’s a LOCK.

Chicago Bears to cover the 6.5 spread. Lets be honest, the Roar will not be restored anytime soon. The Detroit Lions are trash and that Bears defense will do what Minnesota did last week to the Lions. LOCK.

Saints to cover the 5 point spread. The Bengals lol… PRETENDERS! FRAUDS! They want you to think they’re good, but they are NOT. They suck and will suck! There is just no way they can score with the Saints, especially with AJ Green being out this week. LOCK.

My last two are toss ups, but still feel very confident in them! The Patriots to cover the 7 points against the Titans. The Pats are too good, but if there is anyone team that can surprise the shit out of the Patriots, it is definitely an ex-player or coach of Bill Belichick. Mike Verbal…. tough to see it happening but Matt Patricia did it in week 3.

Then the Browns! They might even win outright this week! They are a lot better than people give them credit for. Wanna gamble a underdog moneyline? Take the Browns over the Falcons. Falcons are frauds, they beat the Redskins last week but lets be honest, the Skinnies SUCK. Yuuuuck. Browns are at home and have a new life playing for the new head coach. So throw a lil nickel and see if you can get a tickle.

So there you have it folks, PPs Picks of the Week! Now get out of here. Go on. Get! Go win some money little PPeepoes!

PS- Fuck you Dennis, your wife is a whore. She fucked Dan and Gary at last years Holiday party.

PP Huncho