Tom Thibodeau Is The Biggest Clown Of The NBA

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It’s time the fans start to make their voices heard. Tom Thibodeau needs to go! He took this master piece of a team that Flip Saunders built and ran it into the ground. So sad. Zach LaVine had so much promise and Thibs sent him with Chris Dunn and our 1st round pick(Lauri Markkanen) for Jimmy Butler. IMO Zach LaVine has more potential than Karl Anthony Towns. Now Thibs is not even trying to trade Jimmy away when Jimmy has zero interest in being here? So let’s take a look into the future and see whats going to happen if the Timberwolves do not move Jimmy Butler… If Jimmy plays, we will be a 8th seed, get eliminated right away from playoffs and get a shitty draft pick and then Jimmy walks. Absolutely nothing in return from Jimmy. Thibs you suck, this isn’t 2012. Derrick Rose isn’t the MVP of the league and your Bulls didn’t win back then and these Timberbulls wont win now.

Timberwolves fans let ownership know where we stand and buy this shirt. Enough is enough. Thibs has done enough to this franchise that once showed so much promise. #FIRETHIBS

PS - I didn’t even mention the city’s favorite Ricky Rubio

-PP

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NFL Week 5 LOCKS OF THE WEEK. Overs, money lines and spread covers.

Folks, I have been crunching numbers all week. I know the Wise Guys from Vegas will probably want my head on a stick after these juicy picks get dropped, but I am a man of the people and I want YOU to succeed, so fuck em.

I whittled down the 15 games this weekend to 4 for sure wins.

1. My revenge fuck/game of the week. Adrian Peterson vs Sean Peyton. AP hates Sean Peyton with a passion and wants to shove it down his throat. I see AP running  for 120 yards and 2 touchdowns on that once good now bad Saints defense. Saints defense are 24th in the league with yards allowed. Redskins Defense are sneaky good this year, ranked 3rd in the NFL for yards allowed. The Skinnys are not getting respect they deserve. Redskins cover the +6.5 point spread.

2. Falcons vs Steelers. The Devils Threesome of the week! (Insert drool emoji) Both these defenses suck, that’s not news to anyone. The difference is in the weapons, who has more you ask? Don’t get me wrong, Steelers are stacked with weapons(love Juju & AB) but I don’t like the mojo of the team right now. Steelers have been trending downward all season. Atlanta’s offense on the other hand, I am loving right now, been getting better every week. Devonta Freeman is back from injury, him and Tevin Coleman will have fresh legs all game. Falcons passing attacked is killing it right now, especially with the emergence of Calvin Ridley. I see this game being a shoot out but a shoot out that the Steelers wont be able to keep up with. Take the Falcons(+3) on the spread, take the Falcons on the money line(+150), and you might as well throw that trifecta parlay on the over(57), I think both teams will score 30 or more in this game.

3. Game number 3 aka The BLOODBATH of the week. Everyone is soooo high on Patrick “the frog” Mahomes, sorry Mahomies, but this week is going to suck for Patty Cakes. Jaguars defense GON’ EAT. Chiefs have been playing teams that are subpar and the bottom feeders of the league, they ain’t ready for the number 1 defense. Not only Jags D gonna eat but the Jags offense, led by Blake “The B.O.A.T.” Bortles, will put up good numbers against this horrid Chiefs defense. The spread is 3 points in favor of the Chiefs. Looks like the WISE GUYS drank the red kool-aid, shout out And Reid! Bet the Jags to cover and might as well take the money line.

4. Final game. The obvious pick of the week. Rams -7.5 against the Seahawks. Pick the Rams to cover. Seahawks are a shell of what they use to be. This should be a 13 point spread. Unless the Rams are looking past the Seahawks, this is a lock. I think everyone saw what happened to the Vikings in week 3 against the Bills so everyone should be aware not to take any week lightly. Sean McVay is a smart enough coach to make sure his players are ready to go. Rams by 13.

Here you are folks, there’s my locks of the week. Bet the kitchen sink, the kitchen and that down payment! Skol.

-PP Huncho

The Misfits of LA

Holy fucking shit.. look at that fucking lineup!

So media day was today and gifted us an absolute gem.

This is probably the coolest lineup I have ever seen. You got Lance who is an absolute troll and probably the biggest the league has ever seen. The king of Shaqtin a fool, Mr. JaVale McGee (insert emoji laughing so hard it shits itself). Michael Beasley who holds a very special place in my heart. I am a Timberwolves fan, I’ve seen this man so high he got taken out of the game and proceeded to lay on the court. With half his body in-bounds, Beasley sat there with no expression for 3 minutes and that’s when I knew I loved him. LEGEND. Finally, Rondo on the end, one of the biggest psychos in the league. Someone I never would want smoke with.

These are the Misfits of LA and I love it! LeBron must be so proud.

Some of the best names for this crew: All were taken from Lance Stephenson’s Instagram

The Meme Team

Shaqtin a Crew

Last Chance U

Plan B

The Suicide Squad

The Blame Game

Goon Squad

Special Ed

Jazz in 4

The Uncoachables

Franklin the Turtle and 3 Retards

The Shit Show

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