Coolin Right Into Your Bookies Brain. May The Lord Have Mercy On His Soul.

Floyd Peppers leading us into Week 11

Hello, hello, hello. How are you. GOOD. Let’s dive in head first. I am on an absolute HEATER right now. I should be charging you people for these picks! Posting numbers that the Wise Guys have nightmares about. All of my picks hit last week except for the Pats vs Titans, I knew that was going to happen, were winner but onto Week 11.

So a little reminder on how I do things, I am trying get the most out of your bookie. So I will parlay obvious picks with my top picks. For instance, this weeks best value pick is Vikings moneyline over the Bears. I will parlay that pick with the Saints moneyline because they easily beat the Eagles at home. That increases the pay out by 40% and I am clearly trying to kill your bookie and as should you. Always look for the extra edge you can get.

Anyways, onto Week 11 picks.

Vikings moneyline at the Bears. Bears schedule has been laughable. I love that Vegas, along with every talking head except for my man Colin Cowturd, bought into the hype of the Chicago Bears. Theyve played trash ass teams while the Vikings are battle tested with their schedule. Somethings everyone should be talking about, Everson Griffin is back. Weatherly(young D end) is a beast that we didn’t know of till Everson since left the team. Daniele Hunter is going to make a statement game, as if last weeks 3 sacks, fumble recovery, and touch down wasn’t good enough lol. Vikings are the better team top to bottom, they will be winning the one on one battles all night. It will be a dog fight because it is a Divisional game but I like the Vikings to win by 3.

The Lions(+4.5) to cover against the Panthers. The Panthers are trash on road, I am even betting on the moneyline with this one as well(+170). Cam Newton is officially entering into Scam Newton Mode, trying to steal everyone’s money! Both teams are frauds but the home team wins this game. Lions by 6.

The 2nd best team in the AFC, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Steelers are ready to roll. REVENGE FUCK GAME OF THE WEEK. Steelers are ready to PUNK the shit out of the Jaguars this weekend. After getting knocked out by the Jags in the AFC Semis last year, this game has been circled for a while. Praying for Jalen Ramsey. Steelers roll on that shell of a team the Jacksonville Jaguars. I know Leonard Fournette is back, but it aint gonna help em. Bet the Steelers to cover the -6.

My last in-depth pick of the week, Saints to cover the -9 against the Eagles. Sorry Philly Trash, but your team is going to get walloped by the best team in the NFL(right now). I don’t see the Eagles having any chance trying to keep up with the Saints. They score too quick and are just too much on offense. Serves that piece of shit city right though. Fuck the Eagles. lol

Parley those 4 picks and you get paid out roughly 20 to 1. Not toooo shabby.

My other picks to help if you are on the fence…

Broncos cover the +7 against the Chargers. Too big of a number for a divisional game. Raiders should cover the +6 against the Cardinals… how does that number even happen lol. Definitely the toilet bowl game of the week. I would stay away from the Chiefs vs Rams game, but if you are betting it, I am saying take the Chiefs to cover the +3.5… I can see them even winning the game but that game will be whoever has the ball at the end will win.

Overs- Dallas vs Falcons 48. Vikings n Bears 45.5. Titans vs Colts 48(Luck is a touchdown machine). Steelers n Jags 47.5…. a very nice over parlay!! Pays extremely well too!

Sincerely,

PP aka Whistlin Willey aka the Don Cheese aka Mr Give Yo Girl HPV

PS- where the fuck you at Dennis ya friggin CUCK

Vikings vs Bears: A Completely Unbiased Preview

Mitch Trubisky is a fraud! He’s a dump down Darryl who has taken advantage of some cupcakes, and Cohen can’t bail him out of this one. The hype surrounding the Chicago QB is getting out of hand, and Sunday night he is in for a reality check!

Mitch’s best 3 games have come against some weak competition, Tampa Bay, Miami and Detroit. Those are the only three games that he averaged over 10 yards per attempt on his throws. In the other 7 games, he averaged a very sad 5.43 ypa. You can’t be a check down Charlie against the leagues number one 3rd down defense.

According to PlayerProfile.com, the titty-kissing QB is ranked 23rd in accuracy, and 21st in true passer rating among qualified players. The throwing windows are about to shrink for him, and he is going to have Danielle Hunter, Sheldon Richardson and Everson Griffen breathing down his neck all night long.

The Bears defense is no joke, you can’t argue that. The Vikings offense has a worthy opponent in front of them. But with Thielen, Diggs, Cook and Rudolph the Vikings offense just out-classes the Bear’s offense. I expect things to be interesting, but the Vikings will just be too much in the end.

It’s time to bring Mitch back down to earth, the Vikes will rattle his cage. If Minnesota can continue to stop the run like they have, the game will be on his shoulders. And that weight will crush him like a like an empty soda can. 24-14 Vikings.

JL

Mid-season Reviews. Scariest Teams in the NFL

Boo motherfuckers. Scariest teams in the NFL. LETS GO

1. The Minnesota Vikings. I am in firm believer in playing the best you become the best. Vikings have had hard fought battles with the Rams, Saints, Packers and soon to be Packers again, Bears two more times and the New England Patriots in Foxborough. The defense is coming along very nicely, led by the future Hall of Famer Danielle Hunter(11.5 sacks. leads NFL). Come playoff time, this team will already been tested and be ready to win on the road. PS with Cook back at RB and Diggs healthy again, that offense gonna be NASTY.

2. Seattle Seahawks. Just when you are ready to write off Russell Wilson and the Seahawks Defense, they come out and raddle off a nice litttle spree of solid wins and tough close losses. I am also writing this during the Rams vs Seahawks game and their only down by a feild goal at half so looking very good against one of the ELITES. Rams will likely win the division but could make very solid run for the wild card, if not making the playoffs, they may ruin some teams dreams of the playoffs. Can beat any team in the league.

3. NUMBER 3! The bad boys up in Pittsburgh. Man that offense and GOOOOD! I’ve got them over the Pats and behind the Chiefs in the AFC. Tomlins D, his defense not his penis, is looking hard and tough(insert drool emoji). They can score with anyone right now.

4. Chiefs and Saints. If your gonna be able to beat these teams, gotta have defenses that put pressure on the quarterback and have a really good defense. You need a defense to hold those offenses under 30 and a offense that can score over 30. Those two will be problems,

5. Bears are very good. Matt Nagy might be a better offensive mind than Sean McVay IMO. We will learn a lot about them come next Sunday night vs the Minnesota Vikings. Must watch game!

Not mentioning the Rams because fuck them. Trying to turn the NFL into the NBA? Just getting huge name possible and shit? Politely go fuck yourself sir! Rams are good but they aint winning it. Bad jew jew, can’t play God, Sean McVay!

Patriots look really bad at times. Seen Tom miss throws too much this season. Josh Gordon looks slow at times. Jules is a nut job and needs to stop trying to get CTE every play.

Fuck the Panthers. Redskins suck. Packers are frauds. Chargers might be really good but I feel like we say this every year, over it. Browns are coming along, my upset of the week, stay on high alert when Big Dick Baker walks into your town. Jets trash. Dolphin ish. Cowboys "I’m gagging. Giants DEAD. Can’t think of anymore.

Bottom line, Minnesota Vikings are winning the Superbowl. See you in Atlanta!

Whistlin Willy